shannananan:

mercimonamie:

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

oh my god you managed to one up john green.

petparent:

Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack 

im only attracted to people who aren’t attracted to me

(Source : amoying)